Badass Merchandise

This post is dedicated to some badass stuff I found on Amazon and a few other places. Great gifts for yourself or another badass person that you know. Any one of these would be the perfect companion to my new book Cars, Coffee, and a Badass Ninja Toilet.

Badass Boss Lady Mug

Because some people need to know who’s in charge!

Freakin’ Baddass Mug

Those same people need to know that you ARE a freakin’ badass!

Forget Skinny I’m Training to be a Badass Tank

Who isn’t training to be a badass? I certainly am!

WTF Notepad

Because this could be very useful, along with all the other ones listed with this notepad. It was a hard decision. I might need them all.

Calm the F*ck Down Coloring Book

When you’re stressed and need to calm the f*ck down.

You’re Totally Badass Coloring Book

Because you can’t forget that YOU’RE totally badass.

Pink Boss Lady Mug

It’s pink and a reminder to anyone who doesn’t know that YOU are the boss. This is going on my Christmas wish list. I hope my awesome husband and/or grown-up kids are reading this post!

Boss Lady Desk Plate

If you lost your boss lady mug–or it was stolen by a thief because they secretly wanted to be the boss lady–this is a great backup plan! So go ahead and buy another pink boss lady mug, then throw this at the would be thief. I’m betting it might hurt.

Badass Ninja Sticker

Because sticky notes shouldn’t be the only thing sticking on your desk or lunchbox or bumper. I might need to order several of these, too. Just to remind people who the hell I am.

Manage My Anger Sticker

This says it all. Just keeping it real, folks.

Secrets of the Ninja Book

Because who doesn’t want to know the secrets of the ninja? I certainly do!

Today’s Shit List

I’d probably need a dozen copies of this book. One for each day is more like it!

Dear Asshole Letters Book

A dozen of these, too!


Nutri Ninja Blender

For making all those wine slushies. Trust me, you’ll need a few after completing your daily shit list and writing all those asshole letters. Those days can be extra brutal.

Pink Stripe Wine Glass

If you run out of ice, drinking wine from a super-cute pink stripe glass is the new thing. Plus it indicates just how much you need, depending on your day.

You Are a Badass Calendar

Because YOU are a badass and YOU better start believing it!

Big Mouth Toilet Coffee Mug

Because this is the only miniature toilet I could find and it’s kind of badass, in a funny way. Plus you could use it for ice cream and candy and a bunch of other things, too.

Emoji Golf Balls

If you read the book, you’ll totally understand. Plus, who wouldn’t want to watch these adorably cute emoji golf balls flying through the air? I do!

Furiously Happy Book

Because I LOVE this book! And you need some laughter in your life. I listened to the audio and laughed so hard I nearly peed my pants. It also helped to put my mind at ease, especially when stupid people opened their mouths and made themselves known.

Adult Lacey Diapers for women

Because gone are the days when people knew you were wearing an adult diaper. These little beauties are now available in a sexy lace style. I even mention them in my new book. And because you’ll need them while listening to the Furiously Happy audio book. You. Are. Welcome.

I truly hope I’ve helped you find some badass stuff.

P.S. This post will probably get longer as time goes on, because I know there are more badass merchandise out there. So, check back on a regular basis for all your badass needs.


KC Hilton

KC Hilton

K.C. is a wife, mother and entrepreneur. She self-published the award-winning Finkleton series and My Name is Rapunzel under the pseudonym K.C. Hilton. She currently resides in the great state of Kentucky with her amazing husband and spoiled dog. K.C.’s husband refers to her as Hobbit size and claims that she is “nuttier than a fruit cake.” She owns a complete set of pink tools, believes in aliens and secretly wants to become a badass ninja. In her spare time, she can be found daydreaming about leaving work early to eat chocolate and drink wine. Sometimes her dreams come true.

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