Badass Merchandise
This post is dedicated to some badass stuff I found on Amazon and a few other places. Great gifts for yourself or another badass person that you know. Any one of these would be the perfect companion to my new book Cars, Coffee, and a Badass Ninja Toilet.
Because some people need to know who’s in charge!
Those same people need to know that you ARE a freakin’ badass!
Forget Skinny I’m Training to be a Badass Tank
Who isn’t training to be a badass? I certainly am!
Because this could be very useful, along with all the other ones listed with this notepad. It was a hard decision. I might need them all.
Calm the F*ck Down Coloring Book
When you’re stressed and need to calm the f*ck down.
You’re Totally Badass Coloring Book
Because you can’t forget that YOU’RE totally badass.
It’s pink and a reminder to anyone who doesn’t know that YOU are the boss. This is going on my Christmas wish list. I hope my awesome husband and/or grown-up kids are reading this post!
If you lost your boss lady mug–or it was stolen by a thief because they secretly wanted to be the boss lady–this is a great backup plan! So go ahead and buy another pink boss lady mug, then throw this at the would be thief. I’m betting it might hurt.
Because sticky notes shouldn’t be the only thing sticking on your desk or lunchbox or bumper. I might need to order several of these, too. Just to remind people who the hell I am.
This says it all. Just keeping it real, folks.
Because who doesn’t want to know the secrets of the ninja? I certainly do!
I’d probably need a dozen copies of this book. One for each day is more like it!
A dozen of these, too!
For making all those wine slushies. Trust me, you’ll need a few after completing your daily shit list and writing all those asshole letters. Those days can be extra brutal.
If you run out of ice, drinking wine from a super-cute pink stripe glass is the new thing. Plus it indicates just how much you need, depending on your day.
Because YOU are a badass and YOU better start believing it!
Because this is the only miniature toilet I could find and it’s kind of badass, in a funny way. Plus you could use it for ice cream and candy and a bunch of other things, too.
If you read the book, you’ll totally understand. Plus, who wouldn’t want to watch these adorably cute emoji golf balls flying through the air? I do!
Because I LOVE this book! And you need some laughter in your life. I listened to the audio and laughed so hard I nearly peed my pants. It also helped to put my mind at ease, especially when stupid people opened their mouths and made themselves known.
Because gone are the days when people knew you were wearing an adult diaper. These little beauties are now available in a sexy lace style. I even mention them in my new book. And because you’ll need them while listening to the Furiously Happy audio book. You. Are. Welcome.
I truly hope I’ve helped you find some badass stuff.
P.S. This post will probably get longer as time goes on, because I know there is more badass merchandise out there. So, check back on a regular basis for all your badass needs.
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