Beat THAT Sentence Challenge Tag

Original Tag started by Lindsay Mead TheBookVlogger:

Make a sentence using book titles!
1.) Only book titles count for points. One point per book.
2.) Full title must be used.
3.) Proper sentence.
4.) Display sentence.
5.) Only physical books allowed

FULL SENTENCE:
It was JUST LIKE HEAVEN, when ME AND EARL AND THE DYING GIRL, snuch out of MISS PEREGRINE’S HOME FOR PECULIAR CHILDREN with THE HELP of THE MAP OF THE SKY and A MAN IN A KILT, named SPUD, who lectured us about HOW TO TREAT A LADY, the RULES OF AN ENGAGEMENT and THE PROMISE of A DANGEROUS LOVE, went in search of THE NIGHT CIRCUS, one of the MYSTERIES OF THE WORLD, only visible during TWILIGHT, under a NEW MOON, HIDDEN by a WATERFALL across THE RIVER in THE CITY OF GLASS, where the JANITORS CLEAN the RUBY RED FLOORS and fix the FRACTURE where the HOURGLASS had FALLEN ONE DAY UNDER THE DOME, at the same time THE SELECTION of a BEAUTIFUL LADY IN RED, ALEX CROSS, PRINCESS BEN and a CRAZY HOBBIT did the IMPOSSIBLE and ENCHANTED the WINTERGIRLS with LOST VOICES before THE WOMAN IN BLACK had a PASSION and felt the NEED to FOREVER VANISH the ONCE LOST LETTER into the BLISS with 13 CURSES, while THE MOCKINGJAY, wearing THE DEVILS NECKLACE, sang a song of SCARLET NIGHTS, DAYS OF GOLD and a LAVENDER MORNING to THE REPLACEMENT, they called CRAVE, who sat on THE MARK and MATCHED up 13 SECRETS, whispering to THE LUCKY ONE, who was ONCE A WITCH, about THE DEED and INFINITE DAYS, to ENTICE her to be MARRIED BY MORNING, when she interrupted with a HUSH HUSH tone and said UNTIL I DIE, and A WEDDING WAGER on A NIGHT LIKE THIS was made just like the romantic SHIT MY DAD SAYS to my mom, LOVE COME TO ME or DIE FOR ME had me wishing I was only 90 MILES TO FREEDOM so I could ENDURE this FAIRY BAD DAY, but THE HOST was SPELL BOUND by SERAPHINA, the GRAVEMINDER who was BORN WICKED, WITH A TOUCH OF POWER, on 11/22/63 during the ECLIPSE and in the end our search turned out to be nothing more than GLAMOROUS ILLUSIONS made up by THE GRIMM LEGACY who are best known for FAERY TALES AND NIGHTMARES.

I have 85 POINTS because I used 85 book titles. YAY!!!
This was sooo much fun! Thank you Lindsay =)

Make a sentence using book titles!
1.) Only book titles count for points. One point per book.
2.) Full title must be used.
3.) Proper sentence.
4.) Display sentence.
5.) Only physical books allowed

I tag the following people:

ReyesReadsReviews http://www.youtube.com/user/ReyesReadsReviews/
AliciaReads: http://www.youtube.com/user/AliciaReads/
ReadingWithJack: http://www.youtube.com/user/ReadingWithJack/
gregamclean: http://www.youtube.com/user/gregamclean/
RyanReadsBooks: http://www.youtube.com/user/RyanReadsBooks/

If you haven’t been tagged, PLEASE feel free to do this tag, it’s a lot of fun!
Please remember to do a video response to Lindsay Mead TheBookVlogger at this link:

Thanks for watching!