One Badass Christmas!

I own and manage a used car lot with my husband. The experiences in my real life make for excellent material in the Julia Karr Series. Basically, I’m a used car dealer by day and a writer by night. I don’t get much sleep.

Since the September 2017 release of Cars, Coffee, and a Badass Ninja Toilet, I’ve received countless emails questioning if I personally own the Champion 4 Toilet by American Standard. Well, I think it’s time to put those questions to rest, once and for all.

Well, here it is!!! The badass ninja toilet, the Champion 4 and the box of emoji golf balls. See what I did there? I suppose that answers two questions. You’ll need to read the book to understand.

Just look at my happy face. I actually hugged the toilet box!!! My glasses are shaded, because I had taken our dog outside.

Excuse my Christmas morning attire. I was comfortable wearing a baggy shirt, leggings and slippers.

Before Hubby installed the toilet, I had to promise NOT to flush ANY golf balls until we get hooked to the city sewer system. Currently, we are hooked to a septic system. I also had to promise that I would NOT sign any golf balls. Geez! But I did have one question, “If a customer gets me upset, can I write their name on the golf ball, then flush it?” I went on to explain how it would make me feel better and I wouldn’t get into any trouble with the city sewer system because MY name wouldn’t be on the golf ball. Hubby just rolled his eyes and walked away. I’m still waiting on his answer. Fingers crossed!

I’d also like to add that Hubby did in fact install the toilet. OMG! Its flushing capabilities are off the charts awesome!

In other news, I was browsing through Walmart and something caught my eye on the bottom shelf. Why? I have no idea, but I’d like to introduce you to Anti Monkey Butt, Anti Friction Powder, For Guys. Yeppers, Monkey Butt! I just like saying it, haha.

I came home and browsed Amazon for this item and found one for the ladies, too! It’s called Lady Anti Monkey Butt. I’m so glad the ladies weren’t left out!

Upon further research, I found Baby Monkey Butt. This product has something for the entire family!

I do believe a few people will be receiving this for Christmas or a birthday or just because it’s funny.

OMG! I just had a thought. It would be a great customer giveaway gift, too! I could also put all three of them in a cute little basket and give it as a housewarming gift or a baby shower gift. I need to stock up on some Monkey Butt.

In an interesting unrelated development, our bedroom ceiling fell. Additional information about this unfortunate event will be revealed in the second Julia Karr book.