Exciting News! 2017 Best Book Award Finalist!

          Cars, Coffee, and a Badass Ninja Toilet received its first award – Yay! I am honored to announce that Cars, Coffee, and a Badass Ninja Toilet was awarded Finalist in the “Humor” category of the 2017 Best Book Awards sponsored by American Book Fest. Press release HERE. Per the press release: Over 400 winners and finalists were announced in over 90 categories. Jeffrey Keen, President and CEO of American Book Fest said this

Badass Merchandise

This post is dedicated to some badass stuff I found on Amazon and a few other places. Great gifts for yourself or another badass person that you know. Any one of these would be the perfect companion to my new book Cars, Coffee, and a Badass Ninja Toilet. Badass Boss Lady Mug Because some people need to know who’s in charge! Freakin’ Baddass Mug Those same people need to know that you ARE a freakin’

My “IF” Wish List

It’s that time again! I do character association with all of my books and this time I’m doing it for Coffee, and a Badass Ninja Toilet. Yay! Which celebrities do I think would best play the roles of the main characters in my new book? I’m not saying other celebrities couldn’t do a great job, but these are just a few I see in my mind. For the main character, I see Melissa McCarthy playing the

Solar Eclipse Day

2017 Solar Eclipse day had finally arrived and I was ready for it. I had my snazzy solar eclipse nasa approved glasses, which made me look super cute. It was a hot 93 degrees, my hair was pulled back into a ponytail and I wasn’t wearing any makeup. I really should’ve floated in the pool to watch that amazing event. The last one I saw was in 1979, when I lived in Illinois. I was

Man Posts Letters In Dog Poo Box For Two Years!

Well, if it looks like a mailbox, then why not? True story! Read about it HERE. If I did something like that, I’d know within a month. Why? Because, I’d be on the phone yelling at the electric, water, phone and cable companies and asking why my utilities were turned off. In the end, one of the customer service representatives would simply say, “So, you put your check in the Dog Poo Box?” Then I’d

My husband is going to starve!

Cars, Coffee, and a Badass Ninja Toilet will officially be released on 9/1/17. Yay! Here is what I know: the ebook and hardback (case laminate) available for pre-order, with a release date of 9/1/17. However, the paperback may be released sooner. Still not sure about that, yet, but I’ll keep you posted. The audiobook release will depend on me being able to record it. Allow me to explain. I had adult braces put on my